Abba, Kenny G and Gypsy King Free Zone


Bobby Chinn ristorante di Hanoi, un menu' con le palle.



Bobby Chinn e' un bel ristorante con un accogliente bar e una zona lounge ad Hanoi. Messo su dal simpatico Bobby (mezzo egiziano,mezzo cinese, nato in Nuova Zelanda, nipote di due nonne che l'hanno allevato con il meglio della cucina araba e cinese, piacione e chitarrista, oltre che chef). Si mangia bene, si spende uno sproposito (quanto una cena a Milano, ma li ci sono i dong, quindi una follia), e ci si diverte anche solo a leggere il menu'.
Tra i piatti un bel bodycopy che si premura di avvisare la stimata clientela di alcune caratteristiche e regolette del ristorante.
Per esempio:
Entrees (Otherwise Know as Main)
Dumb cows that thought they were living in India or something. Lamb that had no idea of Islam. Cold-blooded seawater & freshwater creatures that didn't have a chance or even a clue!

If you are a vegetarian then it looks like you are pretty much screwed again! Have no fear, we have a very good Vegetarian Menu, but being a big tree hugger myself, I do not want to waste paper or ink (e.g. heavy petroleum distillate). I am sure you can understand. Price is negotiable if you wear Birkenstocks or Jesus sandals.

All our Poultry and Meats are Halal or as close as it gets to Kosher...Except the Pork of course!
None of the staff were harmed (phisically) to bring you quality food and service tonight, or ever.
Children's menu available upon request and duct tape is available for hyperactive children.
Our vegetablesa are sourced exclusively from farms practing organic farming.
Please do not ask us to split the bill other than by a number. We do not do 'She had this, and I had 1/2 of that-' very well.

Ma l'avviso che ha toccato i nostri cuori e soprattutto le nostre orecchie e' quello che appare nella prima riga delle suddette regolette:
THIS RESTAURANT IS AN ABBA, KENNY G, AND GYPSY KING FREE ZONE. We also refuse to play any bands with more than one lead singer or matching sweaters. Female Teenyboppers dressed like whores with synchronized dancing are also banned!

A quando i bar Lounge, Buddha Bar, Cafe' del Mar, Costes e Nightfly compilation Free Zone?

Pubblicato: Gio - Agosto 31, 2006 ;    

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